Sexy Sheila Saturday...

Sheila and I had plans to go out and eat... Sheila came over around 8:30... we couldn't decide if we wanted Mexican or Sushi and didn't leave my place until about 10:30.. We just decided to go to OLD TOWN and drive around until we saw something open... we found this Mexican place called Freds.. We came to the conclusion that it was so yummy because of how hungry we were...

We both had our hearts over "fried ice cream" we saw it on a menu online to a place that was already closed :(
to make us feel better we decided to go to Albertsons and pick up cupcake making things and ice cream...

my roomy... I saw this shirt and told him he was "HELLA PINOY!"

I had the picture set in my head... Cupcakes with ice cream and hardshell chocolate on top... I tried to get all fancy pants with the chocolate ... but I put too much. It was definately not the fried ice cream that i originally wanted... but it hit the spot.


after our dessert we all engaged in a coloring party, while listening to sweet tunes on channels 905.908.909.921.925.926.
I have yet to subscribe to MTV jams and MTV hits





MRB always tagging... whatev.. too cool to use crayons!?

Noel loves crayons... obviously..

US. remember Sheila... house fairs.. "no bitch no!"

We ended this get together at 5am sunday morning... almost as early as R. Kelly :)

Brother Night

Friday night I was SUPER bored and at about 11:30 I called up my Broha (jew bagel as we like to call him/ fyi, my sister Tessa and broha Chris and I look NOTHING alike .. we all have different dads... --way to go mom! haha-- and are all mixed races... the only two things we have in common is that we have the same mom and are italian) and asked if he wanted t o hang out. My cousins who are down from Humboldt were there as well... after cracking up about how my brother shit his pants not ONCE but TWICE, and how he wanted to get "tic tac toe" tattooed on his back so he could play it whenever he wanted ( that conversation ended in a "but wait!... if its on my back how the fuck am I supposed to play?!" ) my brother decided it would be a great idea to go to Sycuan ... I am absolutely opposed to going to casinos, but for the sake of hanging out with my brother I decided I would go. We hit up 7/11 beforehand and got some beef jerky, donuts, chocolate milk, funions a coffee and monster... ( all were mine except the beef jerky) and headed up to the casino... we were there until about 3:30 in the morning... of course we both walked out short $20 bucks each, but we had a good time.

(below are interesting and random pictures I took while in my brothers room... he has a weird sense of humor...)

So this night started off pretty shitty..... but thanks to our buddy MICHAEL, it ended on a good note.. it started with a random ass text message that simply said "beer pong?"
I dragged Noels lazy butt to Michaels pad (which FYI is less then 2 minutes away from where we reside at )
On the two minute drive there Noel and I had a conversation about how there better be hot girls at Michaels .... I informed Noel that Michael has a lot of youngsters as lady friends... his take on it? .... "If the grass grows play ball!"
I almost crashed my new car because I was laughing so hard...yea I have this disease where my eyes close all the way when I laugh... hah! damn chink..

Noel looking a little nervous... has it been a while?!

SO, being the -mom- I usually am at these sort of things, I decided that I was not going to partake in the actual drinking... but would assist Noel with the throwing ( which he needed.. maaaan ha can't play beer pong for SH*T!) no offense Noel =)

Of course we lost... and of course these two had a good time.

a VERY good time...

Noel being 'Happy'

Noel singing 'I LOVE ROCK N ROLL'

we ended up leaving Michaels at about 1:30is.. being the fatty I usually am I decided we were going to stop by Jack n the Crack for a bite.

Decisions decisions...

This is why I dont give intoxicated people my camera... they take retarded ass pictures!

Noel likes to be pretty =)

He also let me put my awesome Smashbox lip gloss on him... WHICH by the way goes on CLEAR but turns your OWN shade of PINK! super sweet right?

Noel, you have a very nice shade of pink

still waiting in the drive thru

Noel eating my curly fries! you bastard! never touch THE hanna's fries!

picture ruiner!

I need to invest in some proper place mats... junk mail just doesn't cut it.

We ended this night by watching Waterboy.


This night definately turned out better for me. Surround yourself with good people and you will have a good time.

Yogurt Run

Last night Sheila and I went on a late yogurt run... Well, It was going to be an adventure to find Sara Lees new cheesecake bites, but once yogurt was mentioned... yea...

LEFT: My yogurt which consisted of New York cheesecake yogurt, with water melon cheesecake bites chocolate and mochi.



RIGHT: Sheila's choice which consisted of Mango and Green Tea yogurt, strawberries, mango and mochi.






p.s Sheila , I don't care what you say, watermelon and cheesecake yogurt compliment each other quite nicely, keep making your gag reflex sounds if you want to, I'll be having tongue orgasms :)

Right before I got pulled over...



Story Shortened

PD -walks up to my window
HL -trying to find the damn button to roll down my window
PD "Hello, is this your car?"
HL "yes"
PD "are you from San Diego?"
HL "yea, I've lived here all my life"
PD "are you a college student"
HL -shakes head "no"
PD " well the reason I pulled you over is because you forgot to put your headlights on"

Now instead of letting it stay at that and driving off I continued to say...

HL "ohhh, my bad haha, I went from driving a 98 Pontiac Sunfire to this and I'm still trying to figure out how to use it"

PD "hahahah, have a safe night" and he leaves.


HL to Shebutt- "did that really just happen? why did I say that?!"

Say what? Ziggy Marley in the backround?!

Right before Marie dropped the remote control on my forhead.

Booger Pickers Club

DEAR SEXY SHEILA

"MMMMM"

"HAY!"

Wow. I am proud to say that I took your TEMPURA FRIED CHEESECAKE VIRGINITY.
I feel like a dork now because of this.. but hey what better way to document our lives together right?! I can see it now...

... "Hey Hanna remember when!?.."
...."Umm.. no what are you talking about?! I didn't to that!"
.... " Yes huh bitch check the blog!"