Last night Sheila and I went on a late yogurt run... Well, It was going to be an adventure to find Sara Lees new cheesecake bites, but once yogurt was mentioned... yea...
LEFT: My yogurt which consisted of New York cheesecake yogurt, with water melon cheesecake bites chocolate and mochi.
RIGHT: Sheila's choice which consisted of Mango and Green Tea yogurt, strawberries, mango and mochi.
p.s Sheila , I don't care what you say, watermelon and cheesecake yogurt compliment each other quite nicely, keep making your gag reflex sounds if you want to, I'll be having tongue orgasms :)
Right before I got pulled over...
Story Shortened
PD -walks up to my window
HL -trying to find the damn button to roll down my window
PD "Hello, is this your car?"
HL "yes"
PD "are you from San Diego?"
HL "yea, I've lived here all my life"
PD "are you a college student"
HL -shakes head "no"
PD " well the reason I pulled you over is because you forgot to put your headlights on"
HL -trying to find the damn button to roll down my window
PD "Hello, is this your car?"
HL "yes"
PD "are you from San Diego?"
HL "yea, I've lived here all my life"
PD "are you a college student"
HL -shakes head "no"
PD " well the reason I pulled you over is because you forgot to put your headlights on"
Now instead of letting it stay at that and driving off I continued to say...
HL "ohhh, my bad haha, I went from driving a 98 Pontiac Sunfire to this and I'm still trying to figure out how to use it"
PD "hahahah, have a safe night" and he leaves.
HL to Shebutt- "did that really just happen? why did I say that?!"
PD "hahahah, have a safe night" and he leaves.
HL to Shebutt- "did that really just happen? why did I say that?!"
Say what? Ziggy Marley in the backround?!
Right before Marie dropped the remote control on my forhead.
Booger Pickers Club
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